"Well I do have a certain responsibility to keep my hands pretty," Bene points out, holding them up with a put-upon, plaintive look, "so the lighter, or more weightless, the sword, the better."
"You know it is," Bene replies with a grin, and apparently isn't even joking. "Can you imagine if they were all rough and calloused like a stablehand? Beyond the pale."
He reaches over his head to smoosh Colin's cheeks with his palms.
"The size?" Bene repeats, the actual meaning slowly dawning on him with a little smile.
"I'm talking about texture, Colin." He returns his hands to fold them over his chest, smirking upside-down at him. "Really, keep it in your trousers, you're impossible." HEH
"Just stating a fact," Colin says mildly. "I don't actually know about masochism. Haven't tried it. I'm up for doing almost anything at least once, though."
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He reaches over his head to smoosh Colin's cheeks with his palms.
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"You're listening to yourself, right?"
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He's actually concerned, but his hands are still smooshing over Colin's cheeks.
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"I'm talking about texture, Colin." He returns his hands to fold them over his chest, smirking upside-down at him. "Really, keep it in your trousers, you're impossible." HEH
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"You didn't say texture, you said weight, which implies size." A beat. "I might've been around Athessa too much."
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His hair has gone a bit askew since he leaned his head back, and he tucks a strand of it off to one side.
"Should I tell everyone your cock has the same heft as a greatsword? Maybe you'll finally make some decent friends."
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He briefly pretends to look sad before springing back to a smile.
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"Not much of a masochist," he remarks, "I'm a little surprised, honestly."
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"...I guess I don't either. It's just a word people say when they want to sound smart."
He purses his lips.
"I hope I sounded smart when I said it."
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"Very smart."